
church road hardcore
the governors, post practice (ty post-pants) at the place where it all began. church road. minutes of drug and alcohol abuse quickly turned the troupe into a hardened foursome. *brian the cat appears courtesy of mr. mysterio records.

worst pose ever
due to budget limitations, the band's photographer tries to squeeze the governors into the smallest space possible to conserve film. it was a gay time.

hats off
a scene from the first paying show at the vault in baltimore. it would take nearly a decade for the top hat industry to recover.

the vault...encore
the band launches into a rendition of Crosby, Still, Nash and Young's unknown cover of 'Seek and Destroy'

yup...you guessed it
the vault. you'd think it was the only show they ever played.

have a seat
owing to crippling fatigue from the vault's faulty air system, and his crippling laziness, brian takes a seat.

one small step
tired of the shenanigans of the band photographer, the band leaves the courthouse in towson, md, overjoyed at a unanimous decision by the court to uphold the silliness of the first photo.

preppy jagoffs
jay and josh share a quiet moment alone in the basement at church road with a cold cocktail and the latest eddie bauer catalog.

world's greatest fan
ladies and gentlemen, bruce bronstein, the greatest fan anyone could ever ask for. the band met bruce at a local benefit outside baltimore. despite not hearing a single ac/dc song, bruce was overjoyed. we love you bruce.

ass nipple ponies
in your snoop left...right. ty cooks 'envy chow' for the band. extensive training as a warrant officer, MCSE, and girl scout gave ty his critical survival skills









